"this next bout is scheduled for one fall! it is a number one contender’s match for the wwe world heavyweight championship!"
So this is the new year
And I don’t feel any different
I wish the world was flat like the old days
Then i could travel just by folding a map
No more airplanes, or speed trains, or freeways
There’d be no distance that could hold us back.
Just so you know…
Police chief prolly passed a kidney stone after she said that. Mother fucker.
"im your state senator"
THEY. GASSED. THE. SENATOR.
holy fucking jesus fucking christ almighty.
In case you were wondering if she actually is a state senator of MO… Yes. Her name is Maria Chapelle-Nadal, and she is an incredible woman.